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What has eyes and feetA thousand dogs from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.

What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.

What happened to the dog that fell from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

What did the dog use to make from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

What did the dog take when he from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.

What did the dog say when he from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.

What did the dog say to the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.

What did the dog get when he from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.

What did the dog do with the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.

What did the dog do when the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

How do you keep a dog from from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.

How did the dogs owner know his from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

How did the dog make gold soupHe from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.

How did the dog make antifreezeHe stole from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

How did the dog get into the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

How did the dog feel when he from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted.

How can you tell a dog from from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.

How can you tell a dog from from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.

How do you find your dog if from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Why do dogs run in circles Because from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !